Coyote under scanner

Eight days after the speculated death of Road Runner,Indian Authorities could not arrest Coyote at NIT,warangal.

There was a mass protest all over the world to arrest Coyote and take necessary action.One of the Road Runner fans commented that neither the feathers of road runner were recovered nor coyote was arrested.He quoted"How can the authorities watch looney tunes when they've got a job to do?,I've never seen such incompetent officers".Reacting to the comments Special Looney tunes case investigation (SpLTInv)officer lashed out saying that they were given a job and they are doing it.SpLTInv has hired the best officers in universe to investigate the case and a team to find Road Runner named Road Runner Search party(RRSp).The RRsp includes Yosemite Sam,Elmer J. Fudd,Flash(Justic league fame),Wildcat(Talespin fame).The party will be piloted by Bhaloo and Kit, both of talespin fame.

Also, SpLTInv head "L" said that they were watching Looney tunes shows to understand the behaviour and on-screen chemistry between Road Runner and coyote.Mentioning about the commencement of onfield investigation,he said "The investigation can be carried on only after the search party returns from it's search or the completion of screening of all Looney tunes episodes featuring Road Runner and coyote,whichever happens first".He added that meeting SpLTInv,India CEO Don Karnaz(Talespin Fame) was in his schedule.He also expressed confidence that the case was in good hands.

When asked about why did they let Coyote off the hook when they found him at NIT,Warangal,"L" simply rejected to answer saying 'NO comments' and that was done as a benefit of doubt.However he added whoever has done this will not get away so easily."L" said Don Karnaz and his team will get to the bottom of the story as soon as possible.

Breaking news:The most sought after character in the series of Looney tunes is jobless.

Breaking news:The most sought after character in the series of Looney tunes is jobless.
Coyote is jobless.Wile E. Coyote better known as coyote expressed happiness after road Runner went missing on Friday night.It's duo charchter Road runner was killed by Rajnikanth after a suspected fierce marathon run.Rajni and road runner were reportedly last seen by a schoolboy in Rajasthan,India.He reported that he has seen small sand hurricanes in north direction.Later on,after a preliminary investigation conducted by Warner Bros,Tamil film director Shankar and Looney tunes:Back in action, director Joe Dante revealed that both Rajni and Road runner were involved in this.Their report stated that "This could be a marathon Run between Rajnikanth and Road Runner.Also from the state of foot prints it could be sensed that this might be a conspiracy.However Road Runner's suspected death is not yet confirmed"
Later,the bird was heard crying "Beep, Beep,Beep, Beep" by a local man in Visakhapatnam.The man informed that he heard a voice "Beep,Beep, Beep, Beep Beep, Beep,Beep, Beep"for about ten minutes,after which the voice stopped.His son noticed the sound but could not get there on time,However his son spotted Rajni laughing and congratulating a Fox like creature which he suspected to be coyote.NO body knows why Road Runner was seen in INDIA leaving its basic habitat the southwest American desert.
All the eyes in the world are now on Wile E. Coyote as coyote expressed happiness after Road Runner's Death.Coyote said that he was happy that his job was done by some one else and denied the allegations that he hired Rajni to do this shameful act.He dissmissed saying that these roumers were spread by his Looney tunes enemies who dont want him to take up the next film with Matthew O'Callaghan.Coyote also said that he would consult the next film's producer on who will star against him.
Some of the Road Runner Fans Wanted explanations for some unanswered questions either from the investigation report or from coyote.

PS:This is a fictitious news item created by me only for fun!!