Thursday, August 25, 2011

Rejection of rejection letter.

Hello Hr,

XYZ company

I am Rakesh Sarma, 4th year undergraduate student. Firstly let me thank you for visiting our campus and hiring some of my friends and also seniors.

Secondly, after careful consideration, I regret to inform that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an Analyst position in your company. This academic year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an usually large number of as many rejections to my as many applications.

With such a varied and promising fields in your company, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of Analyst in your Bangalore office next august or June whichever you are comfortable with. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants,

Sincerely,

Rakesh.

Inspired by my status quo.